Short boob jokes

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I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1, please? It"s been flickering for weeks now". I'm no marketing expert, but if I was selling milk the cartons would be boob-shaped. Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? The dumpster at the cancer clinic. Put a nipple on it. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". My wife was getting ready to go out last night when I said, "You can't wear that, I can see your boobs under it. A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going.


I remember it like it was yesterday, even though now it's been 28 years. Mom and I decided it was time to get a serious cleaning done in the kitchen. We scrubbed the kitchen floors on our hands and knees, and then followed up with a hand applied wax. Then we tackled the oven. Not a self-cleaning oven, rather an old-fashioned gas oven which needed to be sprayed and scraped and scrubbed. This took the better part of a whole day.


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