Short boob jokesUploader: Lyric 13 days ago Subscribe 3220
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1, please? It"s been flickering for weeks now". I'm no marketing expert, but if I was selling milk the cartons would be boob-shaped. Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? The dumpster at the cancer clinic. Put a nipple on it. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". My wife was getting ready to go out last night when I said, "You can't wear that, I can see your boobs under it. A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going.